Why did the cookie go to the Hospital? Because he was feeling crummy.
~Patty Hunt
Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach? Because their trunks might fall down!!!
By Thomas Morris Age 7
Why didn't the animals on Noah's Ark ever play cards? Because Noah was always sitting on the deck!
-Amy age 11
You know the Alphabet A-Z, Put what is Z-A? Zebra
~Renee
WHY DIDN'T THE DOG LIKE THE SUN ??? HE WAS AFRAID TO TURN INTO A HOT DOG
Why did the frog go to the Hospital? To keep from crocking :)
~Jami Age: 11
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren't around then.
~Joshua Akers, 8
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
~Joshua Akers, 8
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? An elephant's shadow.
~Joshua Akers, 8
Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing!!!
Tricia Age:10
What's the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have elephants!!!
Tricia Age:10
"Why were the Middle Ages called the 'Dark Ages'?" "Because of all the knights
Vanessa-Michèle age 11 Montreal
Why didn't The skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts!
Cierra Pettis Indianapolis, Indiana age 9
Why did the Turtle cross the road. To get to the Shell Station
How did Wally break his arm while raking leaves? He fell out of the tree !
Brett 10 from Victoria, Australia
Why couldn't Kane please God B/c heh simply wasn't able!!!!! hehehe hahaha lol
Amanda, 15
How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Christan 7 North Carolina
Why did the skeleton cross the road ? To get to the body shop
Why do crows never get run over ? because the other crows holler ca.r ca.r
Ashley Gaddis 15
What did the tie say to the hat? You sit up there, and I'll hang around!
How come the skeleton would not cross the road? because it did not have the guts!
Shayla Patterson 13
What has arms and legs but no head? A Chair
Kalrissa Everest Michigan
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You are too young to smoke. :)
Tricia Akers, 9 North Carolina
Why didn't six like seven? Because seven eight nine. (Seven ate nine)
Tricia Akers, 9 North Carolina
Why couldn't the skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with!
Merry Ellen, 11
What happens if you don't clean your mirror? You get a dirty look.
Jessica, Age 11, Texas
What do you get when you have a elephant and a fish?? swimming trunks
Nikki 11
What do you get with a cow and a van? A mooving van!
John age 10
What is a cat's favorite bug? A cat-erpillar.
Jeanie, 10 Oregon
What part of speech loves doing mathematics? The ad-verb.
Rachel, 12 Ohio
Why did the sheep take a bath? Because he needed a b-a-a-a-ath.
Anna, 8 British Columbia, Canada
What do you get when you cross a car, a dog, and a bird? A flying car-pet.
Candice, 10 British Columbia, Canada
What goes snap, crackle, fizz? A firefly with a short circuit.
Catherine, 11 Ontario
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Plan of Salvation: Rebirth is the Answer to Life’s Most Important QuestionPlan of Salvation -- We think life’s most important question is “Are you going to heaven when you die?” It is not a question of how good you are, whether you go to church, or how much money you give to charity. God says, in order to go to heaven, you must be born again (John 3:3).
Plan of Salvation: How can we be Born Again?The plan of salvation is right in the Bible. God gives us His clear plan for being “born again.” First, we must acknowledge God as the Creator of everything, and accept our humble position in God's creation. "You are worthy, O Lord, To receive glory and honor and power; For You created all things, And by Your will they exist and were created." (Revelation 4:11). Next, we must realize that we are sinners. “For all have sinned, and fall short of the glory of God” (Romans 3:23). Because we are sinners, we are condemned to death. “For the wages of sin is death” (Romans 6:23). This includes eternal separation from God. But God loved each of us so much that He gave His only begotten Son, Jesus, to bear our sin and die in our place. “God demonstrates His love toward us, in that, while we were still sinners, Christ died for us” (Romans 5:8). Although we cannot understand how, God said our sins were laid upon Jesus and He died in our place. Jesus became our substitute. In the Bible, a jailer asked his prisoners, Paul and Silas: “’Sirs, what must I do to be saved?’ So they said, ‘Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved.’” (Acts 16:30-31). It’s very clear in the Bible, believe in Jesus as the one who bore your sins, died in your place, was buried, and whom God resurrected. It’s Christ’s blood and resurrection that assures us of everlasting life when we call on Him as our Lord and Savior. "For whoever calls on the name of the LORD shall be saved." (Romans 10:13). “Whosoever” includes each and every one of us. Therefore, if you understand that you are a sinner, and you believe that Jesus Christ came as the one and only Redeemer of sin, then you understand the plan of salvation. The question is – are you ready to implement the plan, by receiving God’s gift of His Son, Jesus Christ? If so, believe in Christ, repent of your sins, and commit the rest of your life to Him as Lord:
“Father, I know that I have broken your laws and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry, and now I want to turn away from my past sinful life toward you. Please forgive me, and help me avoid sinning again. I believe that your son, Jesus Christ died for my sins, was resurrected from the dead, is alive, and hears my prayer. I invite Jesus to become the Lord of my life, to rule and reign in my heart from this day forward. Please send your Holy Spirit to help me obey You, and to do Your will for the rest of my life. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.”"Repent, and let every one of you be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins; and you shall receive the gift of the Holy Spirit." (Acts 2:38)If you decided to receive Jesus today, welcome to God's family. Now, as a way to grow closer to Him, the Bible tells us to follow up on our commitment.
Get baptized as commanded by Christ.
Tell someone else about your new faith in Christ.
Spend time with God each day. It does not have to be a long period of time. Just develop the daily habit of praying to Him and reading His Word. Ask God to increase your faith and your understanding of the Bible.
Seek fellowship with other followers of Jesus. Develop a group of believing friends to answer your questions and support you.
Find a local church where you can worship God.
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Plan of Salvation: Rebirth is the Answer to Life’s Most Important QuestionPlan of Salvation -- We think life’s most important question is “Are you going to heaven when you die?” It is not a question of how good you are, whether you go to church, or how much money you give to charity. God says, in order to go to heaven, you must be born again (John 3:3).
Plan of Salvation: How can we be Born Again?The plan of salvation is right in the Bible. God gives us His clear plan for being “born again.” First, we must acknowledge God as the Creator of everything, and accept our humble position in God's creation. "You are worthy, O Lord, To receive glory and honor and power; For You created all things, And by Your will they exist and were created." (Revelation 4:11). Next, we must realize that we are sinners. “For all have sinned, and fall short of the glory of God” (Romans 3:23). Because we are sinners, we are condemned to death. “For the wages of sin is death” (Romans 6:23). This includes eternal separation from God. But God loved each of us so much that He gave His only begotten Son, Jesus, to bear our sin and die in our place. “God demonstrates His love toward us, in that, while we were still sinners, Christ died for us” (Romans 5:8). Although we cannot understand how, God said our sins were laid upon Jesus and He died in our place. Jesus became our substitute. In the Bible, a jailer asked his prisoners, Paul and Silas: “’Sirs, what must I do to be saved?’ So they said, ‘Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved.’” (Acts 16:30-31). It’s very clear in the Bible, believe in Jesus as the one who bore your sins, died in your place, was buried, and whom God resurrected. It’s Christ’s blood and resurrection that assures us of everlasting life when we call on Him as our Lord and Savior. "For whoever calls on the name of the LORD shall be saved." (Romans 10:13). “Whosoever” includes each and every one of us. Therefore, if you understand that you are a sinner, and you believe that Jesus Christ came as the one and only Redeemer of sin, then you understand the plan of salvation. The question is – are you ready to implement the plan, by receiving God’s gift of His Son, Jesus Christ? If so, believe in Christ, repent of your sins, and commit the rest of your life to Him as Lord:
“Father, I know that I have broken your laws and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry, and now I want to turn away from my past sinful life toward you. Please forgive me, and help me avoid sinning again. I believe that your son, Jesus Christ died for my sins, was resurrected from the dead, is alive, and hears my prayer. I invite Jesus to become the Lord of my life, to rule and reign in my heart from this day forward. Please send your Holy Spirit to help me obey You, and to do Your will for the rest of my life. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.”"Repent, and let every one of you be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins; and you shall receive the gift of the Holy Spirit." (Acts 2:38)If you decided to receive Jesus today, welcome to God's family. Now, as a way to grow closer to Him, the Bible tells us to follow up on our commitment.
Get baptized as commanded by Christ.
Tell someone else about your new faith in Christ.
Spend time with God each day. It does not have to be a long period of time. Just develop the daily habit of praying to Him and reading His Word. Ask God to increase your faith and your understanding of the Bible.
Seek fellowship with other followers of Jesus. Develop a group of believing friends to answer your questions and support you.
Find a local church where you can worship God.
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